I didn't move to the city, the city moved to me

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 17:47:01 GMT

I had three drinks last night and then I puked. I'm a champ.

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 05:08:13 GMT

It's way too hot to live. I'm going to wild waves friday, oscar's saturday at midnight when I officially turn 21!!! and then Big Al's on sunday at 7 for my birthday party :) Come if you like! Life is good.

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 06:46:31 GMT

All I want to wear for the rest of my life is shorts and shirts with pictures of animal's faces. I am so drunk it's ridiculous. I have been drinking since 7 and my shirt has a persian cat on it.

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:18:54 GMT

We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Hot July ain't good to me.

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 06:56:35 GMT

I feel like I'm wasting my life. I want to move cross-country.

Fri, 01 May 2009 02:56:34 GMT

This swine flu shit is so retarded. It makes me want to bang my head against a desk until it explodes. IDGAF.

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:33:28 GMT

I have a serious addiction to online shopping. Do they have support groups for this shit?

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:50:52 GMT

My grandma just died and I am on my 3rd keystone tallboy. This is how I cope. Crying is for pussies and children.

A thousand tiny blood clots.

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 02:16:55 GMT

Brian, a boy I never knew well, but you touched my life. You touched everyone you came in contact with. The funniest guy I've ever met, may you rest in peace my friend. Keep telling your stories in heaven.

<3

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 03:50:52 GMT

You're gonna love my nuts.

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 06:39:29 GMT

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 06:07:27 GMT

My 4 month old camera got the dreaded canon "lens error, restart camera" yesterday.
And my dumbass doesn't know where the receipt is, so I'm SOL.
Sucks.

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:49:01 GMT

empires

Gone.

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:37:52 GMT

I did it.

Oh, internets.

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:49:50 GMT

I want to cut all my hair off.
I need a vacation.

I'm a mess he don't wanna clean up.

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:47:16 GMT

Why can't we just do something real?
Instead of having a pointless war in Iraq, why don't we take our troops to darfur and save the millions of innocent people that are being slautered on a daily basis?
Are we in world war two all over again?
We live in oblivion as civilians are being systematically murdered every day.
Turning our backs on our brothers and sisters will not make the problem go away.
Just because you ignore it doesn't mean it's not there.

This has got to end.
Why can't we just learn to love one another?

Anonymous!

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 07:16:57 GMT

I am obviously stealing this from the two most important people in my life.
Please leave me an anonymous comment telling me exactly what you think of me.
Or tell me a hope, a dream, a fear, a secret, ANYTHING.
I promise to comment back, and I promise to care.

♥

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 10:29:44 GMT

FRIENDS ONLY.

Add me and I'll probably add you back.
♥